Jason Epps

I've seen some pretty trash movies with horrible plots, but this movie is literally all over the place. It changes stories and moves too fast, yet somehow manages to be too long at 2.5 hours without any depth to any of the 11 side narratives. It has way too many things that make zero sense such as the military running around full metal jacket with no defined enemy threats or the snow scenes where half of the cast is in heavy coats with winter hats and the other people on screen wearing spring windbreakers. It tries to make up for being a 1 star movie by being visually expensive, but it just becomes expensive trash.