Cheshire Crab (VN96166)

It's like someone wrote fanfiction in all caps without punctuation and that was converted directly into the movie's script. The plot was so fast-paced that it was hard to follow. The pacing was painful. It couldn't decide what tone it wanted: constantly switching between bad jumpscare-focused horror and the typical marvel low-simmer action. One of the very first scenes is a "future cut" of a scene that doesn't fit into the rest of the movie with Morbius "collecting his bats" in a way that doesn't make sense and his escorts leave him (a diseased nobel-prize winning doctor who can barely walk) on a peruvian plateau to die and then you spend 20 minutes in his childhood before it picks up the thread in his laboratory without explaining how he got home. So confusing. The face-contort special effects are terrible. They make no attempt to obscure the bad CG so the vampire looks more like a gothic troll doll with big anime eyes and cheek dimples and it's just staring right into the camera. This movie isn't even bad enough to be good. All of the actors killed it in their roles but the movie's staff made every other possible mistake. I love bad movies and this movie just isn't worth your time. Ultraviolet 2006 was better.