Zach S.

While 2016 made you feel like a supersoldier and Eternal made you feel like an acrobat, this game makes you an absolute tank. The parry system that allows you to trade blows with even the strongest of demons, leading to a feeling of power unlike anything before. The game finds a great balance between a feeling of strength and challenge, with timing, awareness, and weapon choice(to a slightly extent than eternal) being crucial to every encounter. The combat cycle is satisfying to master, using guns to survive, melee to replenish ammo, and your shield for replenish melee. Plus I enjoyed having a final boss that felt like dueling a being of similar power and size as the slayer rather than a wall of flesh with projectiles to dodge.

I wanted to be the first 4-star review. My favorite part was when he said "It's slippin time" and Jimmy'd all over the place.

This movie has given my life meaning. Before this movie came out, I didn't know my purpose in this endless dance of suffering that we call life but now I do. It all started when I was young, always sitting in my backyard, gazing at the stars. I had dreams some would say were ludicrous but I would continue to pursue my passions. As years passed, hope died, and I didn't know what to do with myself. I wandered aimlessly in this fallen world until I heard that this movie came out. Could it be?! My heroes, Beavis and Butthead, came to save me with this wonderful piece of art. They entered our world, exposing our current social paradigms and breaking barriers previously untouched. I laughed, I cried, I loved, and I sat in shock as the credits rolled. I waited all these years for my saviors to return and they did in the best way possible. I decided to leave my wife and three kids to travel out to the mountains and become a monk. I studied all available knowledge of the Beavis and Butthead franchise and wept. I found my meaning. I wasn't put on this planet for any other reason than to experience the euphoric pleasures of this work of art. I am truly thankful for everything this movie has brought to my life and others as we rebuild our society in this more enlightened age.

The game itself is AMAZING! The maps are fun, nostalgic, and wonderfully designed. The weapons are unique, fun, and collectable. The characters are some of the best in gaming with unique quips and charming personalities. However, we run into one huge problem that has been ruining this-bots. Bots have flooded the public Valve servers making then unplayable. Community servers are your only hope at this point but even they aren't just like the base game in most cases. Something needs to be done for those who want to play the base, unaltered, core game without bots.

This movie was hilarious! It had the perfect amount of action and comedy to keep me entertained. It was filled with references to other Nick Cage movies and is great if you are a fan of him.