You killed it, I cannot believe they screwed this up so bad, all of the potential from each book you could have created an incredible film(s) and you go and make a complete piece of garbage. when it started I was okay mulch is not what I was I was expecting (looks like a poor Hagrid rip-off) but okay go with it not the first then Artemis Fowl is surfing I mean not a chance in hell do you get Artemis Fowl to surf. Not unless there was something in it for him and even then he would trick a fairy or get Butler to do it. Disney took his name and made an entirely new story that barely has a figment of a trace to the original. So okay new story go with it maybe the movie is good right. Wrong, just a collection of recognizable names that feel like they were kidnapped or blackmailed into doing a movie together... Best chance of getting a real Artemis Fowl movie and hopefully series is just like the Terrible Hulk movie forget it ever happened, make it disappear start fresh never ever let that director writer and production company come anywhere near it again,
Shame on you Disney Shame. To Eoin Colfer I am so very sorry that your creation was Ravaged in such a way.