Vinegar Legate

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Its okay My heart was throbbing, my eyes darting from wall to wall. The white room and bright lights hurt my eyes. I moved my leg, feeling the pain ripple throughout my body. What was happening? I recalled earlier that day... I had been riding my bike down a hill...... I couldn't remember any more. I tried to sit up, but the room jolted, starting to move. I was in an ambulance! As it rushed to the hospital (presumably), a doctor was treating the huge wound on my leg. As he brushed it with antiseptic, my leg jolted from the pain, causing it to hurt even more. I was as scared as a mouse! (gr) eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! The doctor was injecting me with something. "what is it?" I asked. "It's special syrup", he responded, morphing into a pig. "Oink Oink!" he gobbled me up with one bite, licking his Chinese chompers. I was as happy as a boat. Vroom! The plane landed, revealing a hole in the mountain. I could crawl into it, if only I didn't have so many spikes protruding from my body. "Echidna Ellen!" dave yelled at me, resembling a boiled egg. Not everybody here was a boiled egg, but I was, and I knew it. Flashing bright green, the Wii U turned off, revealing a hidden phone. It rang, looking at me gingerly with a hip-hop glint in its eye. It was my mum. I was so amused by her rhythmic shuffling that I decided to take another one. And another. And another! Before long, the whole bag was gone! "Get out of the bin , racooon Ralph!", Alyki yelled at me, "and put away the camera. I'm going to rob an old lady!" She always treated me like this, just another piece of the puzzle. Ever since the incident with the eels, she had been as flamboyant as a pair of devilled eggs. Looking through the recipe book, I was satisfied. I could finally read and write,"sleam!"