Micah Loftin

Daddy likes beer but, plot twist, mommy likes beer too! Moral of the story: everyone likes beer, but - oh no! Baby hasn't tried any, even though it seems so tasty. Baby should grab a can from the fridge. Maybe head out to the pub with his boys from the daycare, have a real rager. Drive a girl he just met to a sketchy motel on the outskirts and forget to bring protection. It's just like a banana smoothie for adults, so what could go wrong?