Aramis the Platypus

Somebody ice me.

Tommorowland made me wish for yesterday, before I had seen the movie.

When was"feminist" Godless?

Where are Wonder Woman's pants?

This movie can ironically be reviewed by one of the emojis that it features. You know which one.

I'm the first person to write an audience review for this movie. I feel really bad for being related to John Wilkes Booth.

An amusing movie not afraid to actually care about the plot.

A sobering reminder that the villains do stuff too.

This movie should be called "Disney: The box office awakens."

You can argue all you want about this movie's faults, but its just the logic that drives the narrative that is the worst. My cousins' goat makes more rational choices than the characters in this movie.