This movie inspired me...
It inspired me to invent time travel, and go back in time to make sure this film is never made.
If you want to torture someone, just use this movie.
Horrifyingly inaccurate.
I was distracted by the fact that Shakespeare looks so out of place compared to everyone else.
He is dressed too modern-looking.
And also GWYNETH PALTROW.
Despicable.
Saving Private Ryan was ROBBED.