Luke Valentine

Ridiculously bad film. Everyone in it is absolutely loathsome and the oh so clever writers have somehow managed to make every character talk nothing at all like how actual humans talk. No one comes out of this well Clarke is lucky she has Game Of Thrones cash because if she keeps making decisions like this she’s going to need it. The twist is nonsensical. The use of George Michael songs hysterically show horned and rarely fits with the scene, OR is so on the nose (last Christmas I gave you my heart...) it’s laughable. Finally, as a Christmas film, it holds little joy, and is more akin to opening your stocking on Christmas Day to the carcass of Emilia Clarke’s already dead movie career.