Ryan Moir

This has got to be one of the safest, uninteresting, forgettable and unsurprising, unfunny and corporate-approved movies of all time. There was not a single twist or ounce of charisma or chemistry from the cast to make the film enjoyable. The whole movie is just...fine. Except for the hideous CGI baby - which I thought we all agreed to stop doing because it offends the eyes every single time. This film only exists to shove a few extra characters into the next Avengers event movie and it knows it. It did nothing. You know exactly what's going to happen. The retro-futuristic motif was cool but so what. How long can we keep going through the motions before enough is enough? Marvel will never repeat Endgame but apparently they'll just keep making enough money to not care.

We are so back. The Gunn doesn't miss.

My mum liked this movie also. If you loved Talk to Me then I have great news for you! If you hated Talk to Me, I have deeply tragic news for you... They've done it again. Though I think Talk to Me is a slightly stronger movie because it expanded a lot more of the supernatural stuff. Plus it's gonna be hard to top that ending. Another great watch at the cinemas!

My mum really liked this movie. But fr though this is everything horror should be; a spooky premise that only makes you want to learn more, good characters, actual themes/subtext behind it so it's not just another pointless slasher while still delivering on deeply twisted moments that make even veterans of the genre recoil and wince. Proud of these directors for making it this far in their careers and hope they only keep soaring higher as they continue to master their craft. p.s. their craft is not for the faint of heart. Be warned.

A great time for old people and iPad kids. The movie would be 2 hours long if they cut all the pointless exposition and reminders for the audience of things they already know. I know the bad guy has the doohickey on a necklace. Stop showing me that the bad guy has the doohickey on a necklace. I got it. Yes, I remember the submarine. And some dudes died on the submarine. Very cool. Stop. Showing. Me. Also there's suspension of disbelief and then there's surviving a 500ft + assent with no gear in arctic waters then being resuscitated in a Kmart decompression chamber, with no side effects mind you. Also the whole movie could've been avoided if they just...did nothing? They make a point that the AI wants to hide in the super secret mega archive but it can't get in unless someone lets it in so just...don't? It's always fun watching the stunts and schemes in these movies but there's barely any conflict or problem-solving in this "finale". Everything just kinda works out with little-to-no pushback. Some bad guys might show up but they die pretty quickly. And easily. With stuff that barely scratches the main characters. Also the main "antagonist". Not sure what we're doing there. He just shows up in these last two films after being non-existent for most of the franchise, acting like he's this cool arch-nemesis, kills 2 supporting cast members and then he's...there...and then he dies comically...and that's that. Okay. Slightly convinced the script was written by AI. Tom Cruise runs a couple times. I liked that. If this is the last one it's a damn shame. Fallout is waaayyyy better and would've been a fine finale.

'A civil war set in modern day America'- do you realise how much you can do with that concept? Well neither does Alex Garland. Absolute wasted the premise AND Nick Offerman. Shame.

Brilliant concept. Incredible execution. The writing and performances are hypnotizing from start to finish. The attention to detail in capturing the 70's Late Night talk show aesthetic and charm is awesome and the build-up of the horror is absolutely gripping. TLDR; Very fun, witty, thrilling and scary movie that found the perfect way to implement analogue horror for general audiences to enjoy. Please give it a try.

I just wanted to write "Cillian Murphy" but google insisted I used at least 30 characters.

If you're not 100% invested in the story/politics you will probably hate the movie or fall asleep. It's definitely not a 'casual watch'. Honestly just start with Part 2, it does a good job of recapping the events in this one. TL, DR: Great piece of cinema, not for everyone. Mainly just set up/exposition for the rest of the trilogy.

Even better than the first one. A perfect reminder as to why we have cinemas.