C B

If you want a laugh, go look at the 1 star reviews, which are comprised almost entirely of the crayon-eating America's Got Talent-watching class of folks going: - "This movie is BORING!!! Why doesn't the vampire bite more people??" - "This movie is too weird and sexual!!! Why does the vampire have a moustache??" - "I can't understand what they're saying because they say 'thee' and 'thou' too much!!!" When the lifted truck and saggy pants enjoyers of the world are angry that they didn't get "Halloween, But With Vampires" and instead got served an incredibly epic, visionary, lovingly-crafted, wonderfully acted, feast for the eyes, ears, and mind by a genius director with a singular vision that challenges the viewer... well, you know the film is a great one. This is REAL horror.