Reese Nitekman

Oh, what a film, an utter disgrace, A cinematic mess, a slap in the face. Actors stumble, dialogue's a crime, In this movie, there's no saving grime. Plot holes so vast, you could drive a truck, Characters duller than a hockey puck. Special effects? More like special oops, This movie belongs with the land of flops. Editing? Non-existent, scenes disjoint, Leaves viewers wondering, "What's the point?" A waste of time, a waste of space, This film will leave you in disgrace. Save your money, don't buy a ticket, For this disaster, you'll surely pick it. In the realm of cinema, a woeful tale, This movie deserves to be set to sail.