John Schwartz

A man tricks a woman into entering an relationship, by using time travel to manipulate her every reaction and prevent her from knowing the real him. Rather than use his power for good, he uses it for personal gain, never telling the woman that their relationship is based on lies. If the themes weren't bad enough, the plot holes add an extra layer of awfulness to this supposed romance movie.

A bland road trip movie. The recipe is so basic that you'll understand the full plot from the first few minutes. Just when you wonder if it will drag on forever, the movie abruptly ends in a happily ever after montage. No conflict.

Better than average for a super hero movie. Good casting and cg, however can't save the tired formula.

Cookie cutter from beginning to end. Bullets are trivial dodged and blocked, but a big slow axe can destroy buildings. No single (human) character suffers more than a bruise. When they aren't fighting CG monsters, they are using the barest emotions. The children's voice over in the first scene sets the mood for the whole movie: don't expect anything interesting.

Don't be fooled, this is a Christmas movie first, and comedy second. There are some good jokes spread in, but if you saw the trailer you've heard them already. What's left is a trite piece about how growing up with a rich mom is soooo hard. With a fairy tale happily ever after ending for everyone.