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i liked the part where ken and barbie went roller skating

the godfather was my favorite movie until i saw this masterpiece. this film resonated with me in so many ways and changed my life for the better. as soon as the poop emoji walked out of the bathroom without washing his hands i called my therapist to cancel all future appointments and never looked back. this film did more for my psyche than a licensed therapist ever could. shortly after watching this film i checked into rehab to become a better man because Gene (the main character in the emoji movie) would have wanted me to. after 1 month i checked out, finally clean of a crippling paint huffing addiction. i then picked up the phone to call my 9 year old son who was the product of a one night stand. originally, i wanted nothing to do with him or his mother, as they would only get in the way of my paint huffing. but i turned myself around and built a relationship with him. and how did i build a relationship with the son i abandoned for 9 years? that’s right. i took him to see the emoji movie with me. as soon as the hand voiced by james corden came on screen, my son smiled so wide and bright that it erased all the pain of being fatherless for the first 9 years of life. there are not enough words in the english language to express my sincere gratitude and appraisal for this film. if you haven’t already, do yourself the favor of watching the emoji movie. 🙏

super boring. i had more fun getting a colonoscopy