Nice Salmons

Rarely does a film come along that manages to fail on every conceivable level, but this cinematic atrocity takes the cake. The acting is a masterclass in wooden performances, each actor outdoing the other in lifelessness. Avoid this film at all costs, unless you're a masochist looking for a new form of torture. The sad part is that people will overlook the irony that living in secrecy is exactly what they want many disenfranchised groups to deal with. Ask yourselves: Is it a good movie, or do you just agree with the politics? If you DO agree with the politics, it is watchable in the way that your five-year-old grandchild's theater debut would be.