Lily Lawson

Oh boy, where do I start with the Disney movie Wish? Imagine all the magic and wonder of your childhood, but with a midlife crisis and a desperate need for therapy. The characters were about as developed as a toddler’s crayon doodle, and the plot was more predictable than a fairy tale. Plus, the dialogue was so cheesy, it could pass as a questionable pickup line at a dive bar. Overall, Wish left me wishing I could unsee it and wash the memories away with a bottle of whiskey. Disney, you may be the king of childhood nostalgia, but this movie was a royal mess. Save your wishes for something better, like a refund for the ticket price. Trust me, you’ll thank me later.