K W

Guide to get through Cats 2019 : Step 1 Imagne you have just sniffed parma violets and sat in a room with a bunsen burner. Step 2 Once you feel bored and think the film is just getting started. Oh no that's the experience you get for 2 whole hours. Step 3 After about half an hour in you are still there sat wondering what you are watching and doing with your life the constant question is still booming through your head what's happening!? Step 4 After you have either walked out or fallen asleep the remorse that pumps through your head on waisting money on a £9 ticket you cry. Step 5 Once you have left the cinema you see a real cat and you were less scared watching Saw Chapter 5. Step 6 You get home and you are still processing the minarjary of weirdness you have just witnessed and wonder what what who and how. So ladies gentlemen aliens and cats be smart and don't waste your money on this film the cinema doesn't even want there any more!