burning fish

Only one thing to say for this: This movie is aware of CinemaSins.

The main character loves all of the kids, even babies. It's alright to particularly enjoy the company of a child (Not in a way that makes your pp hard), but he loudly proclaims it. Are we sure he's not a child molester?

the movie looks so bad it's good. That's my only result. The trailer also looks hilariously ridiculous.

Wait- What movie is this ripping off again? Bee Movie? Both movies revolve around the titular B E E wanting to become a soldier, and become one at the end. The "original" 2007 movie was bad, but this one is even worse. Mockbusters. People think they're amazing. I don't know why. Although some mockbusters are alrighty, this one's just- No.

There are those cases where a movie is so bad it's good. Jerry freakin' Seinfeld was in this movie, and I think he made it? I dunno? I forgot the information. But screw it, the movie is "alright". It's legit awful, don't get me wrong, but the only thing I like about it is how hilariously awful the dialogue is. There we go.