Ethan J

Pure cinema. I’ll be making my grandchildren watch this the second they slip out of the womb. It’s a tragic comedy about morbius teaming up with Rodrick heffley to defeat an absolutely terrifying villain . Metro-man wasn’t just an ordinary villain , he physically made me want to surrender my parents and sacrifice them for the greater good . The film left me scarred , emotionally and physically . I don’t recommend trying the ritual which supposedly turns you into morbius . I just absolutely can’t stop thinking about the film . It’s on my mind 24/7. The acting was absolutely miraculous, absolutely blows forest Gump out of the part. The emotional moments made me greatful I supplied myself with a bulk pack of 4-ply cleaning tissues before the film . The death of Prince Charming and doctor-who really set the pace of the film . When you walk out of the cinema , you feel like a new man . With new ideals and morals . I was born to be morbius . I was born to fly amongst a subway train . I was born to utter the words ….. “it’s Morbin time”