Joshua Laskowski

Worst than the real Super Mario Bros. 2 that Japan got.

Things Nintendo Needs to Change 1. Nintendo needs to make it that when you report a villager to Isabelle for dressing inappropriately, it changes their clothing, always, instead of only removing custom designs.

The game is pretty fun, but the secret final world, Hidden Hills, is terrible. Rough Rolling is the worst non-boss level of the game to 100%. Under Serge is the best level in Hidden Hills, but isn’t that good. Floppin’ and Poppin’ is a slow level because of how much waiting is required. And Kamek Kerfuffle is the worst boss level, and maybe the worst level in general in the game; it does every cheep move in the book of bad level design. I still yet to beat Kamek Kerfuffle, never mind the boss challenge. And my goodness, the music that plays in the first three levels is awful; it reminds me of movie Trolls, and that’s not good. Hidden Hills is not how you make a good final, post-game, world. It’s cheep, awful, and makes me hate Yoshi’s Crafted World. The main game, 4 out of 5. Post-game, 3 out of 10 because going back the the previous level to find Sprout is fun, and brings back memories.

I HATE SUPER MARIO MAKER 2! I remember waiting for June 28, 2019 to come, but this game is a disappointment. The only thing that is good about this game is the world maker and course maker. But course world is bad as can be. Little Timmy levels spam so their are only about a thousand good levels! And Network Play is bullying central! Their is no report button so the only thing you can do is block them, but the Nintendo Switch only allows 100 people to be blocked. And the lag, God the lag! You could have a excellent, perfect even, internet connection, but if one other person on your “team” is playing in the sewers, EVERYONE suffers. I swear, if Super Mario 3D World + Bowser’s Fury has an internet connection like this, I’ll start playing on my Xbox again! Super Mario Maker 2 is a hard and unforgivable 0/5 stars, but the lowest Google lets me go is 1/5 stars.

I am doing a coinless run of this game, and in Metro Kingdom, there is a taxi blocking the Underground Power Station. It talk to all four band members, and the taxi is gone, so I could get the main power moon down there, but I can’t get the “A Traditional Festival” moon. But for no reason, the taxi returned, blocking the manhole cover, making the very possible other moon impossible. This glitch has ruined the game for me.