Noel Ho

Turd of a movie. Another incoherent piece of garbage from Michael Bay. I only watched it because of Ryan Reynolds, but even his charm and wit could not save this shipwreck of a movie. If you like flashy visuals and nothing else, then this is the movie for you. Forget about story, pacing, editing, logic. It is barely funny, it isn't satire, it isn't even decent action and it was way too long.