Fer Damas

THIS MOVIE HAS CHANGED MY LIFE I NO LONGER HIT MY KIDS BECAUSE OF IT. Amazing movie and story telling you can tell the director knew what he was doing sad to see it’s unfair rating of a 3.6 it should be like a 2.0 like just Wow! So many twists and turns. Awesome movie. Just when you think you know where the movie’s taking you, wham, it switches it up and actually gets better. Well worth the watch. SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. (laughs) Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of - (toilet flush) Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go after the ogre. NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME MAN1 Think it's in there? MAN2 All right. Let's get it! MAN1 Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you? MAN3 Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread. Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs.