C Gibbs

Yea it’s a bit cheesy, and yea Ja Ja Binks has no right to be in it, but it’s huge, that scene where Annakin pets a small goat is my favourite SW scene of all time.

It’s a cracker! A murderous romp of gratuitous violence, peppered with a slight deathly storyline. I wouldn’t watch it with my kids, but I would watch it with my mother line. The way the bloody death scenes are shot demonstrates the director’s desire to convey violence in a wonton way, completely sick - like a Jackson/Saville hybrid of a film, disgusting in a way only the most twisted of minds can comprehend. The acting is wooden-frail at times, but also punchy and dog-like in its naivety. The subtitles at times are like they were written for a different medium, let alone a different film, and the ending... hunt me down with a spoon and call me Frankie-Its electric. A completely pointless film, murder, death, kill, murder death, kill!!!!