Ah, what a cinematic masterpiece. Truly, I’ve never seen a film work so hard to make each scene worse than the last. It’s almost impressive how they managed to line up such nonsensical twists one after another. The plot? A stunning example of how far one can stray from logic and coherence. And hats off to the VFX team—they managed to turn every potentially decent scene into a reminder of why my expectations should stay low. It’s clear the creators spared no expense on the PR team, because someone had to convince people this was worth watching. Bravo, really.