Zaviay Bashay

I am simply taken back by this performance. I cannot begin to count how many times I was sobbing, laughing, wincing, screaming, etc during this film. The amount of standing ovations within the first few minutes of this film alone was so frequent and powerful it replicated the ferocious roars of thunder and of the morbster himself. While the feble minded might suggest Jared letto win Oscars, Emmys, Grammys, Nobel peace prizes, and the Pulitzer prize, I think we all know what should be done. The level of dedication deserves one thing only. A medal of honor. I left the theater with all my sense satiated. My only two Complaints: WHY WAS THIS FILM NOT 6 HOURS LONG!!!! my heart yearnsss for more morbious and mikal Kreaton (Batman) content. OMG WAS THAT A SPOILER. I am a little confused on how jared's Morbious and Joker exist in the same America (planet even) but hopefully on my 14th watch this weekend Ill be able to find some kinfd of easter egg to help me figutre it out. SECOND COMPLAINT. due to the sheer hundreds of people crammed to see this movie, my local theater showed it in every available showing room yet even then I was standing shoulder to shoulder as I watched this movie. This problem was quickly resolved though, as everyone levitated after Morbyman exclaimed " when life gives you lemons, you make MORBIOUS". BE WARNED: this film is poetic and intelectually challenging. It has mind melting concepts, epic crossovers, and simply euphoric jokes. For example, Morbious in one scene (after an almost 16 minute moaning session) that he is getting hungry, and we dont want to see him when hes "Hungry" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OMG SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE. United states of Moribious.