Isabel Campbell

First things first- Stanley. He is too piff. Far too piff. In my tiny head, I had pictured Stanley to be the brute which Williams ever so graciously describes him as. Alas, I was bamboozled when I had successfully managed to pirate this film online to discover that Stanley was too fine a specimen for me to cope with in a publicly acceptable manner. Can you, my dear readers, fathom how I, a lowly tween, must have felt when a (admittedly slightly blurry because I pirated it), image of Marlon Brando illuminated the screen of my Macbook Pro 2018 (cuz ima privileged white kiddo). I was confused (sexually), disorientated, but above all, i felt betraYED. iN what world does 'ape like' equate to the hunky mass that is MArlon Brando??????? Can we get an amen?! I mean i dont blame my gal Stella for being so being so excieted when her hubby is so fineeeeeeee. Overall, pretty decent movie, watch it with your kids 8.7/10 , but i will admit that i only watched the first two scenes before my Macbook Pro 2018 got a nasty virus and imploded. Thank you my rabid readers, stay tuned for updates on the state of my MAcbook Pro 2018 -sent from my Macbook Pro 2017 (I know pity me)