John Mayo

30 seconds in told me all I need to know and that is that Netflix allowed the child who wrote the first movie to write this one under the conditions that it only get somehow dumber and simpler than the first. These movies have left me feeling hopeless for the future of fantasy/sci-fi cinema. The world would be better off if they'd spent the budgets of these movies on fentanyl for schoolchildren.

There couldn't have been more than one writer and that writer threw a box of crayons at some paper and some Netflix executive with too much tenure got hammered one night and let his brother-in-law produce a movie that makes coloring books look like high English. It's so bad. Zack Snyder must not have looked at a single line of dialogue while he let his adopted step sister's kid do his job because I'm pretty sure "malfunctioning"is the only word with more than two syllables in this toddler's attempt at a Star Wars story. Disney may have ruined Star Wars but no wonder they said no to this. I don't know how else to say it; it is just so bad. Rebel Moon is the worst sci-fi film ever produced.