It's one of those films that's so mind-bogglingly awful – in every conceivable way – that paradoxically, it's sh#tness is hilariously brilliant.
At about 3 mins in (maybe less) I genuinely thought I was watching a spoof as I didn't think it was possible to make something so blatantly inept. Sadly, I fear this was not the intention.
I came here afterwards to read reviews and Sean E's brilliantly sarcastic report had me laughing out loud – I just hope everyone who reads it realises he is totally taking the p#ss (although worryingly there are a few others here saying it's amazing and dont seem to be written in a sarcastic tone)!!