samuel nichols

Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare for the DS is the best game ever made. I only play it on the toilet while i am taking a duty three or four times a year, but from what ive seen on my potty it seems very legit. The controls are very fluid but strong, like a Ice Cube in the waterworks that we call l i f e, and the physics feel like literal actual Jesus is rolling me down a hill of ants and love except the ants are very kind and giant like the Green Giant but less green and more brown. The ants that are giant taste like lemons and the love of jesus, may your horse not go pp on your shoe in the coming year while you play this gem of a game, i am very serious this is not a joke review, i want cod 4 to yeet me all the time while the ants crawl around on my soulja boi console. I give Cod of Duty 4 a 8/10 because while the game was fun and the yeeting was pleasurable there weren't enough red explosive barrels to make the game worth the $2 I paid on eBay.