WTF did we just watch?! The first fifteen minutes were a FRAUD. The start sucks you in with a decent premise and camp, flamboyantly riding in on the talent of Demi Moore. It lulls you into thinking that this may be a decent movie. But instead of a smart, cutting edge film, you get a nonstop gross-out fest with violence so gratuitous and putrid you will scratch your head wondering...why?? WHY?? Add in the positively stupid non-plot and you feel like you just want to survive this god awful crap fest. And it just went on and on and on. Excruciatingly bad. We were going to stop watching, but chose to just close our eyes until finally able to let out a sigh of relief that this pile of steaming shite finally ended. Felt absolutely freaking CHEATED out of a legit movie experience and think everybody who paid to see this should get a refund. How this worthless excuse for a movie ever got green-lighted proves that Hollywood is now littered with soulless, no-talent hacks and the creators of 'The Substance' are completely out of touch with...everything...or are sniffing glue. Likely both. If you're checking reviews and wondering if you should watch this, it is guaranteed that any review over one star is somebody who wither worked on the project, or is a fake review/paid shill. Save yourself the trouble. Don't watch this. Good Lord don't pay for it.