ian fenton

1 episode in and I do not know how I made it this far. Incoherent drivel I shall not be watching episode 2.

Without a doubt the worst film I have ever seen in my life, I would rather have risked going on 'Jim'll Fix it' in my childhood than suffer this muck. Spoiler Alert The 1st hour is basically a remake of gardeners world crossed with Alan Titchmarshs Sunday morning horticultural program. The best acting comes from the table in the 'Long Room', the table is also the most likeable character in the whole film. Mindless trash with no substance, there are 20 minutes of flashbacks for each main character which makes you hate then a little bit more if it's possible due to their incessant moaning and self pity flashbacks. If bleaching my eyes would help me remove this drivel from memory I would be off to the shops for a gallon of domestos. Google should really let you add minus stars too reviews, although if it did there wouldn't be enough in the entire universe to remove to do it justice.

Possibly the most dissapointing bit of telly I've ever watched in my life, I'd rather have risked going on 'Jim'll fix it' when I was 7 Spoiler alert. The 1st hour is pretty much a gardening program which Alan Titchmarsh would be proud of, with the occasional jump to a spaceship travelling to said garden. I am considering bleaching my eyes.

The best thing I've watched in the last 20 years.

Won't be watching Episode 2. Drivel