What did I just watch? The director obviously didn’t know how to say no to ideas because this was just a clusterf**ck of concepts (most of the bad) all smashed together into a 2 hour movie. I didn’t know what was happening for most of the movie. Buff Santa gets kidnapped by evil witch cuz she wants to trap naughty people in snow globes so the Rock kidnaps a low life hacker to track him down. After that a whole bunch of nothing happens although they try to trick you into thinking there’s a plot by throwing shit at a wall and calling it a movie. I genuinely feel like i lost brainchild watching it. 1 star for Chris Evan’s accent and another star for Krampusmack.