4 stars because the acting was convincing enough to make me hate Tristan & Isolde for their sickening naivete. I didn't see a love story, I saw foolishness that could've been avoided. I don't feel bad for Tristan & I hope Isolde got eaten by the Loch Ness monster, but not Bragnae. The way Isolde ran her blood pressure up, Bragnae deserves a nice castle by the sea. Here's to hoping Bragnae lived her best life. 🥂
Star off because they had Mark Strong looking like a greasy ferret.