Iain McKee

Can't believe Patterson put his name to this. Pulp fiction and that's what it deserves - to be pulped. Mild mannered professor is kidnapped and, in 6 months, is transformed into man of steel. He absorbs information in his sleep, survives a plane crash (which just happens to be within sight of his Grandfather's secret hideaway - a false iceberg that's been floating around undiscovered for 100 years), blocks a bullet with his manly chest with no side effects, even his bald spot regrows hair. Ludicrous storyline of wonder woman training superman and, together, they take on the evil professor who is seeking world domination.