Jadon Chidester

A horrible film with awful choices for even a basic and cliche plot, even the premise is unrealistic. I would rather watch Birddemic a hundred times over while blendering by own lips off before I recomend this dumpster fire to anyone who hasnt already watched it to make fun of it.

Please for the love of God, I would rather do a full split over a stacked pyramid of actually cut gems with tbe weight of Adam Sandler's khaki cargo shorts collection than watch this plotless waste of time on this earth, my life expectancy went down by 2 years every time they all decided to argue about nothing relevant to anyones character and my future brain tumor gains in strength everytime Sandler cuddles my blood with his shrieks. Every plot point is meaningless and so is my liver after vomiting at the sight of another unrelated and undeveloped character. Jesus Christ sweet God in whatever basement he is hiding in to prevent this move from causing Ragnorok. -Jadon Chidester