Paul Morrissey

Poorly written, horribly acted and full of tired, schticky, unfunny jokes. Some of the characters (see: Roo) were unbearable to watch (and hear). Arnold has always gotten away with his limited acting chops because, well, he’s Arnold. However, this thin plot, vapid script and no-talent “supporting cast” left him fully exposed. Scroll on by because, if you step in this one, the stank will surely linger long after losing that precious 7 or 8 hours of your life.