I’m amazed that people like Blue Eye Samurai. The script feels like Netflix bought a really cool show idea and the writer accidentally attached the wrong script file in the email. Somehow we got the first draft outline where all the characters are still one-dimensional placeholders, the dialogue is 90% exposition, and the scenes aren't connected into one cohesive plot yet.
The characters are all derivative archetypes. Mizu is the ruthless killer on a mission for revenge, no matter the cost (think Kill Bill, John Wick, Taken, Gladiator, Death Wish, Batman, whatever). Her dramatic backstory as a mixed-race child who was bullied isn't explored meaningfully; it merely serves as a shallow explanation for her anger. The other main characters are equally boilerplate: there’s a princess who opposes arranged marriage, a blind sword master, Sancho Panza, and a third spoke for the love triangle.
The writing is noticeably bad, with almost every conversation featuring hyper-simplistic dialogue that spoon-feeds exposition and over-explains metaphors to the viewer. We spend almost no time with the characters living in the moment.
The action is cool at first but quickly becomes boring as nothing they show you seems to matter. Mizu is portrayed as an unstoppable, unbeatable murder machine. The rest of the main characters feel almost no consequences for their actions or what happens to them. By the end of the show, you feel no emotion when a 3-inch metal rod shoots clean through Mizu’s ankle because she’s fine seconds later and moves on like nothing happened. Seriously, that’s not a spoiler.
The villains are cartoonishly evil, seemingly written by a 13-year-old internet edge lord. They’re evil because they do evil at all times: they kill, they torture, they exploit sex workers, they’re kinky, they sell drugs, they sell guns, they murder babies, and they can’t have a conversation without yelling.
The plot is littered with holes that never fill. By the end of the series, the episodes are so chaotic and poorly cobbled together that you can’t track the character's actions or intentions from shot to shot as people teleport around, whole armies disappear, and characters spontaneously reinvent themselves. All of the weak plotlines fizzle and fray until they’re finally abandoned for a pseudo-cliffhanger for the next season.