Once my beloved cat was run over and I crashed my car (unrelated incident) on the same day and then my mother told me she had cancer and that was far more enjoyable than watching this movie.
Also, I do not know what happened to Ashton Kutcher's face or acting ability but it was like watching a scene from candid camera in a stock market back room.
If you are thinking about watching this, for the love of God, do not. Gouge out your eyeballs with a teaspoon instead.
