Aiden Goss

The other day my mom asked if i wanted to watch a movie. I said sure, and she recommended that we watch that utter trash that is ratatouille. I immediately grabbed my pistol and shot her in every part of her body 5 times for choosing that movie instead of ratatoing. When i watched this movie, my eyes were opened. I realized my religion sucks, and became a marcelion. I have changed my pronouns to mar/cel, and i am now attracted to mice. I learned how to make every single possible dish in the world by simply stirring a cauldron that appears to have mutated oil inside of it. Before watching this movie, i was 3'4, had no girlfriend, weighed 800 pounds, lived in my moms basement, had no car, and had no job. After the last nanosecond of this movie, i became 6'3, weighed 160 pounds, got a house, obtained a lamborghini, and became a professional sports player. If you give this a bad review i will do the same thing to you that i did to my mom. I watch ratatoing daily and if you don't then you're living wrong.

This movie is a true work of art. Only sound it has is music but still manages to make me cry. The film depicts thing that happen in real life though, which is the even more sad part about it. Two parents are separated because the thing keeping them together broke. It’s a truly heartbreaking but amazing film. The message is very impactful. It teaches you to never take the time you have left for granted because anything could happen and you’d be gone. The connection we grow with the characters within 5 minutes is so powerful and only a truly amazing director could do this. The transition are amazing! The girl enters class and we don’t see the inside of the class, only the outside of the building. The music stops and we hear gunshots. We see blue and red lights on a black background depicting the police coming to the school. The phone appears on the screen and the text from the girl says the title of the movie, “If anything happens I love you” which was truly impactful as we already know the daughter died and then we see the parents typing but no message goes through, but instead the text from the daughter turns into rain and we see the parents grieving over the daughter. I’m not gonna go any further but this movie is extremely impactful especially for anybody knowing that this could happen while they’re sleeping in their house.