Well, It's definitely a two tape movie... (if you didn't understand that..... The movie is 3 hours long) It's roughly 95% dialogue with an added 3% of fire. The fire reminds me of the Christmas time "log burning in a fireplace" (zoomed in 50x) cable channel, mixed with some sort of ominous music. Wait.... That's only 98% you say?? The last 2% is because everyone needs and deserves a bathroom break.... And it's also your one and only chance to leave and go catch the "Barbie" movie.