Jason A. P. (Jayce_of_Spades)

Seriously?! This movie is pointless, goes nowhere and and the characters were about as rich as drinking dishwater. You spend the whole movie waiting to care about...someone; anyone in this film. But you can't. They're all ineffectual walking dead trudging aimlessly through each day. I just wanted to paint a giant letter "L" on the main character's head. We get it; he's a "Slacker"! There's some moment that I think was supposed to be cathartic where our protagonist purges his possessions...But then nothing changes and he sits outside an empty apartment like a mental patient on Thorazine seated on a couch that he's too lazy even to bring back into the flat. The character declarations at the funeral scene are so pathetic and milquetoast, that I swear the viewer is being punked by the film makers in some kind of theater of the absurd. Olympia D is her usual straight shooter type character a la' Moonstruck/ Fried Green Tomatoes. The dog is the best character in the movie and he's a slacker even by lazy old dog standards. But, he's so ugly, that he's cute. Can't say the same for this train wreck which I sadly got suckered into watching until the end waiting for something, anything to actually happen...and now I'm mad at myself for letting this movie drift aimlessly across my screen while I remained, docile, ineffectual and idle like most of the cast.