Dogmo Satchmo

Fantastic movie. Funny, with great dialogue. I have an extremely short attention span, and it held my attention. It's not just comedy either. It's action, adventure, and has a deeper message as well. It's one of those movies you could easily watch again.

Top 5 marvel movie for me. Such a fantastic movie. Really enjoyed it.

If you want to laugh, watch. If you don't laugh, see a doctor. Unfortunately the doctor cannot give a prescription for a sense of humor, but maybe they can give you something to make you more tolerable to others. At the very least, get that rash under control.

Consistently hilarious. Ridiculously genius.

Could have been a great movie, if not for the rushed screen play, and MAJOR plot holes. People were so enamored with the acting, that they paid no attention to the story. It could have been light years better. Coming from the Coen brother's, this was as if it was their first film, comparitively speaking. If I saw this film in the theaters, I WOULD GET MY MONEY BACK. But I still lost 2 hours of my life for no reason.

Worthy of the negative reviews. Kate Mara alone, makes this trainwreck unwatchable. You've heard the phrase "Dropped the Ball", this was more of a "Ground The Ball Into Dust" situation. An incredible failure on many, many levels.

A lot of work went into this, and it is entertaining, but as a fan of hip hop for over 20 years, I found it lacking. The enunciations and delivery is reminiscent of a 12 year old from Wisconsin, who wants to be a rapper. BUT. I still respect the talent and effort that went into this. It isn't for me, but don't let that stop you from giving it a go...

Just stop casting Vin Diesel, unless he is voicing a monosyllabic tree, or robot. That is the range of his acting abilities, utilize them instead of casting him in anything with an explosion and pickup truck.

Pointlessly dark, and ridiculously predictable. When it isn't predictable, it has scenes created for pure shock and awe, that have little to no relevance to the story. After you have moved forward in the story, they feel it necessary to show the same happenings and scenes multiple times, and not in the standard "last week on Handmaid's Tale" way, but in the middle of the episode. The main actress, has a facial expression like she just smelled raw sewage, always. It is literally as uncomfortable as watching a parent beat on their child in the grocery store.