Marcus H

Dr mikal "batman" morbuis cured my cancer. i had a very rare muscle cancer and as my last wish i wanted to watch the mighty morber morbinate some bats, as i had yearned to see the only 105% reviewed tomato movie(107%). as i crammed myself into the packed theatre a diminuative man poped up behind me to offer some lotion "you will need this lotion" siad the diminuative man. postehaste, i slathered myself in the soothing morucci brand oils, and boy would i need it. as the moovie started i instantaly ejuacutted at the sight of actor Jared, the perfect sinematograpee combined with the epic good looks of mikal "morbussy" morbuis. The apex of my journey was when morbuis moaned his catchprase "its mighty morbin time" I saw the face of god and could feel every cell in my body. I knew that i would never have another sexual desire ever again and that my manly sotores of strengh would instead fight the cancer in my muscles. my cancer was cured on the Über home and as i slept on the matress in my mothers basement (the last time i would as morbuis "morbilliaire" mikal taught me how to make a morbillion stocks) I could feel my muscles grow. the next day i entered the world weightlifing competition, as the curtan lifted, i saw my opponet Jared, his chains weighed more than what i could deadlift. errect-morber in hand, i left the venue to find a nice cave with some mor-brand morbats, and listen to thier musicuntil for 2000 years until the day i died.