R. Michael Burns

Steal the Weeping Angels premise from Doctor Who, replace genuinely creepy monsters with a ridiculous naked mannequin with a dopey grin, add performances that look like they're all the screen tests of the people who obviously wouldn't be cast in a REAL movie, toss in every bad horror movie cliche with no sense of fun or irony, and cap it all off with lazy dialogue and utterly unlikable characters who behave in ways that make no sense, and you get...this. Don't Look Away? Nah, just don't bother looking at all.