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I have to say the pretty lights were pretty… I’m not a great fan of Jason, or ‘thug’ as I like to appellate him so my expectations weren’t to high to begin with, but when thug was combined with bad acting, directing, script and story and a cast that apparently occasionally forgot their lines (or perhaps dramatic pause…?), I have to wonder if the writers couldn’t have done us a favour and stayed on strike. What especially caught my attention, when I finally realised what they were doing, was the attempt at humour (I’ve got to stress ‘attempt’), and as far as I could see no one in the movie died… except the anticlimactic zombie king… er…??? I especially enjoyed the part where Manta entrusted the vital baby to a guy obviously having second thoughts, who apparently zipped the baby up in a duffle bag, where he got the baby shaped bomb from and where he hid it before stashing the baby behind a random rock in the vast lost kingdom is a question for debate (if watching paint dry becomes a little to stressful)…

After you get past the effects dragging your mind from one image to another (in what must be the most obvious way - to date - of preventing you thinking, you realise there’s no real story, what there is doesn’t make sense, there’s no foundation - for example: best friends in about eight seconds, 50/60…? Year old captain marvel bonding with her stalker teen…? Mature superhero captain Rambo:) getting upset because Cap didn’t make time from saving lives to visit… A bad guy with the same bracelet as teen annoying being more powerful that the three of them combined…??? Cap blaming herself for Kree killing each other because she broke their laptop… well, it just goes on - two stars, one for effects and for for the limp half hearted attempt at a musical in the middle with her husband who apparently is now either dead or just really thirsty…!

Slow, dull, very little action - vibranium iron man suits that aren’t effective, super serum hardly used (and somehow turned into a flower), weird skyscraper ship with apparently only a deck and a single speaker for defence, (vibranium snapping…?) murdering villain and people get protected by their victims…???!!! (and don’t even start with the cute little ankle wings somehow making a guy fly) I didn’t think marvel could get worse than shangchi (though they made a solid effort with the externals), but they managed it with this - without the big names and characters this ‘phase’ is a disaster (only exception was Thor although they tried to ruin that with the ludicrous Zeus bit). - people calling it ‘action packed… perhaps you should watch Black Adam and reassess… anyway… drivel, don’t waste your money!

An avid marvel viewer disappointed to the core by the weak script, disjointed story, meaningless interactions, characters who make puddles seem deep, atrocious heroine abilities in relation to physique, and rather pathetic attempt to attract a larger audience - it failed with the disastrous Shang-chi and its failed again in every instalment. If your time is valuable just read an overview for any possible multiverse info!

I don’t know who is giving this game five stars… have they played the other games? Three was amazing, four began to bring in some humour, primal was a superb change of pace, five was beautiful and so funny, new dawn was more of a giant dlc with a limp story… and then six… horrible racist people, hurting and torturing, advocating child murder, back to the endless farming for useless chests, which for poor completionists like me is just torture (you similar souls know what I mean), and ANOTHER JUNGLE… the stealth was ok until an actual mission when EVERY time it just became chaos, and what did you do to the code - in five you go near transport or a ledge and you mounted or climbed, in six you had to line up the position exactly taking all the fluid speed out of movement; was there some need to change the coding for the worse??? After new dawn I was a little hesitant to but a game I normal shop with my eyes closed, after six I’ll be waiting for seven to be on discount and read a few reviews. Dreadfully disappointed, feel like you stole my money - do better!