Black Metal Groot

McLeach is very literally god. We need to worship and praise his eternal glory. Spill the blood of the innocent, children, and virgins in his righteous name. Give your life to this glorious being or you will be damned to an eternity enduring endless torture in the endless pits from the beast whose number is six hundred and sixty six. You will be flailed while baby by Justin Bieber is playing (the most horrific torture) before having your chest slowly ripped open and your organs are removed. Then all your now displaced organs will all be replaced with pop tarts and salt. you will then be sewn back up somehow still alive but in terrible excruciating pain, and your eyes will be scrapped out of your skull with a spoon. Then he will shove toothpicks under your finger and toe nails, and- Oh, sorry… I’m getting side tracked. Anyway, praise his eternal glory.