Jennifer Morgan-Ratliff

I'm pretty open to most movie types, and I've suffered silently through some garbage, but this one is on a whole new level. If you like romance novel movies, this is awful. If you like sci-fi movies, this is awful. If you like dark, thought-provoking mysteries, this is awful. If you like ridiculous but entertaining cult classics, this is awful. *Maybe, if you just want to see a semi-attractive, often shirtless man, in an wannabe "horror flick", with a painfully slow-to-build plot and a rushed ending that almost feels like you've jumped to a completely different movie, then you might not be upset about losing an hour and a half of your life watching this.