Joe Alexander

Not one memorable song. And "Mary" returns unbearably haughty and obsessed by her own passing good looks, judging by the amount of screen time she spends gazing at her face in the mirror, at least. Meanwhile, a dance number featuring "lamplighters" performing BMX bike stunts had me wondering when the skateboarders would appear dressed as chimney sweeps... I only regret I can't give this turkey two thumbs down.