Thank you for the masterpiece! However, Matt, I am highly disappointed in one thing. Why did you not disguise as a woman for the Race To Dinner event? You wouldn't have had to shave the beard or anything. They'd let you join and let you have a voice. Otherwise, it wouldn't be very inclusive or open minded of them. Ya know? That would have been a sight to behold and I am thoroughly bummed you deprived me of that experience.