STOP!!! READ!!!
Outside of telling my friends & family, or even my coworkers about a movie I enjoyed (or didn’t enjoy so much) I am NOT one keen to post an online review. I ain’t the best writer, & I certainly ain’t the best speller (thank you autocorrect).
So let me just start by saying that, I ABSOLUTELY ****ing LOVE this movie. (& yes momma, this is an appropriate time to use a swear)
Now here’s where I lose probs about 90+% of you reading this, Rebel moon is BETTER than all the Avengers *movies* already.
Ya see this movie… this absolutely beautiful, wondrous, awe inspiring movie, (yes I was literally in awe), is an absolute work of art from Zach Snyder.
If delivers us (the henceforth ‘awe inspired audience’) a special effects MASTERPIECE with captivating characters who hold intriguing backstories.
REMEMBER (that words a doozy), this is the start of a whole new universe & the BEGINNING (oofta that’s two back to back) of its storyline.
The groundwork is 1000% laid for this to be a huge franchise for the next generation and you need to watch it now.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
-Roman (like the candle)
*Mic Drop*
(Edit - spacing & insert the word *movies*)
“It’s my opponent, not my enemy”